Wednesday, January 22, 2014

A Gift That Keeps On Giving

 
In a world of fat free, sugar free-- sometimes the real deal, full sugar is the way to go... unless you really hate someone! In that case- I introduce you the Haribo Gummy Candy, Sugarless Gummy Bears, 5-Pound Bag! The reviews on this product are down right hilarious!
 
Apparently the additives that are used in this product- bring on the "gummy cleanse". More than 8-thousand people said the most helpful favorable review... which says it's "an ideal gift for your Congressional Representative"... was right on the money. The most helpful critical review was approved by more than 29-THOUSAND people and it says "Just don't. Unless it's a gift for someone you hate."   


"First of all, for taste I would rate these a 5. So good. Soft, true-to-taste fruit flavors like the sugar variety...I was a happy camper.

BUT (or should I say BUTT), not long after eating about 20 of these all hell broke loose. I had a gastrointestinal experience like nothing I've ever imagined. Cramps, sweating, bloating beyond my worst nightmare."


"Do not take to sporting events!"

"Seriously, people. I don't understand all those bad reviews. I just bought a 5# bag for my ex. My ex LOVES gummy bears."

The hits just keep coming with this product. If you're looking for a great laugh- click HERE to check out all the reviews. I just can't stop laughing.

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