Brad Pitt Poetry

What is he saying???? That is the question I have heard from every single person who sees this commercial. What I initially thought was a spoof has turned out to be the real commercial promoting Chanel number 5. Never has a commercial received so much buzz-- all be it not the best kind of buzz. Many male television personalities are laughing at him, while the women are just turning down the volume. After all they are saying.... come on- he does still look good. Do you get it or are you falling off your chair laughing? I wonder what Brad thinks.